So, Occasionally (like every 6 months, give or take) I check my very aged POF dating profile to see if.... I dunno... Something magically happened and there are all of a sudden all these hot, witty MEN on there that I am missing out on, here with my dog and laundry)
Well, Let me make you dudes out there a quick list about how to reel in that special lady on a online dating site before I go to bed, so we can all sleep easier, especially you east coast guys with your bad clothes and out of focus truck profile pictures... But I digress...My list.
- Spell check and grammar
This is The biggy for me.
If I am reading your profile hoping you we're just in a rush that day and that's why you have sooo many errors and not that you were that ....uummmm... Perhaps not smart.
- Stop with the "easy going, open-mindedness"
That tells me nothing and it is boring. Think of something effing original.
- Pick pictures that make you look attractive.
I know, This seems like it would be a given. Not so much.
- Do not type anything about your ex-girlfriend in your online profile
- Write something witty. Give it a try.
Special East Coast Guys List
- no trucks, ducks, motor bikes or any other boy toy
I suppose this is pretty universal but here on the east it is an epidemic.
- Do Not wear a Keith's (or any other logo) t-shirt, khaki shorts, bad flip flops and a ball hat.
You all look like really, really boring clones. Just saying. I mean, Isn't the point to stand out from the herd?
That is all for now. I know it seems like a pretty obvious and straight forward list but apparently not, since I felt compelled to write it.
Bon dai, I have an 1 hr of sleep before I get up for my lovely early morning Jobbie.
